The Unicorn Theory
An innovator in Narwhalology came up with the theory that a narwhal is actually a unicorn in disguise. That may seem a little far-fetched, but it may as well actually be true. You see, Narwhals are the Illuminati and the Illuminati is very sneaky. Crowely is also very sneaky. Quite possibly, when Crowely gave the hippies Narwhals, he may have stuffed them in a Narwhal suit instead of harvesting the power of the unicorn. Although this theory is not perfect, it may be true.
The non-existent theory
Some professors of Narwhalology believe that Narwhals do not exist. They think that it is only a myth. This is not true but some people believe it to be true. The reason why these people believe this is because they think that the Illuminati created the myth to have people believe that so that they can, in turn, take over the world. This theory is not correct.
The truth that I have just mentioned before in the introduction
It is not a theory, it is a fact.