I am a professor of Jewnarwhalilluminaiology at Harvard University
Ever since I was a young Narwhal, I have always been fascinated in Jews, Narwhals, and the Illuminati. I have uncovered the mystery that ties them together. Jewish Narwhals are part of the Illuminati. During middle school, I studied and became a professor of Jewology. While I studied Jewology, I became a lawyer. If you want to see that I am certified, you must look on Mr. Glow's classroom wall. After that, I decided to go to high school and study the Illuminati. I loved the Illuminati since 2nd grade and I went off to study it during High School. I was a JewIlluminatioloist.
How I discovered Narwhals
One day I was looking at pictures Kim Kardashian. Then, I saw a Narwhal. I was like WHAT???????????? This is not normal, it must have been created by the Illuminati!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it. I then went to work and discovered the truth...that Narwhals Jews that are the Illuminati.